posted January 9, 2012



Word on the street is that power lawyer Will Gardner of Lockhart-Gardner has been interviewing attorneys. And we're not talking about job openings at the firm. We're drawing blind-ass conclusions that something's coming down on the 16th Most Eligible Chicago Bachelor, which not only could threaten his name on his letterhead, but may even bump him down to 20th. After all, Russell and Yeezy are single this year. (Oh Kanye, you were so missed.) And Ms. Lively, you'd better hurry and scoop Will Gardner up before he's behind bars. Conjugals aren't allowed in Illinois.

(Okay, so much for resolutions. Hey, give us some credit we lasted longer than a Trump campaign.)