SUGAR MOMMA

posted January 19, 2011

Reports have come in that the mother of State´s Attorney candidate Peter Florrick has been spending some time at campaign headquarters. Baseless speculation says she´s there to advise on how to win over the prized Ol' Biddy vote. Or she´s there to push for more convictions on teens playing their hippity hop music after 7pm. Maybe she´s there to make sure Florrick keeps his peter put away when working with his aides.

Any way you cut it - how deliciously emasculating! Mommy´s watching!!