posted March 1, 2011

For anyone who missed tonight�s debate, please refer to our handy summation below.

Shorter Glenn Childs: I�m grumpy! I always drive the speed limit, and I never jaywalk! Get off my lawn. Hmmph. You had a nanny. ILLEGALLY. Fiddlesticks.

Shorter Wendy Scott-Carr: Yeah, I don�t see either of you two Fathers of the Year worrying about bringing orange slices to the soccer games, so step off, bitches!

Shorter Peter Florrick: I�m cool, kids. Vote for me! Oh god, please vote for me! I pretended to listen to rappers for you. Watch this new trick I learned on my skating board.

Or you can watch our highlight reel here: