SHAKEN AND STIRRED

posted March 3, 2011

Looks like Chicago�s favorite law firm to work for (and be laid off from) has just shaken and stirred up their management once again. Sources say that LGB has voted partner Bond, Derrick Bond out. By cutting the B out, LG has admitted it was just going through a bi-curious phase and is now ready to graduate out of their college years. It seems LG is on the right track by saying forget criminal defense, after a string of wins in some high profile cases, lawsuits are where the money�s at.

Be on the look out for LG to sue someone in your neighborhood soon!