posted March 11, 2013

Uhhh, so... hm. We are so happy to hear that leading local businessman and honorable community leader, Lemond Bishop, has been cleared of his scurrilous murder charge. We hope whatever pettifogger federal attorney was assigned to this case gets fired for their debasing of this fine individual, Mr. Bishop.

With the help of his reputable attorney, Alicia Florrick, Mr. Bishop can now return to what he does best -- run his job-creating, society-improving businesses throughout the greater Chicago area.

We almost lost an upstanding role model for the youth. That was a close one. Yeah. We mean it. We swear, Mr. Bishop.