posted March 30, 2011

Look who�s caught the writing bug! Put upon political wife Lana Timmerman is taking her lemons and turning them into lemonade. And you know what they say about lemonade, Lana. It�s delicious if you add vodka.

And not that you�ve asked us, but we have some advice. Enough with the baby yoga classes. Just send that tot straight off to therapy � she�ll be needing years, so you might as well get a jump on it.

And as for you, while 1.3 Million does buy a lot of Namaste, we like where your head�s at. Grab that lemonade and vodka and start writing.

We�re thinking something about a na�ve political wife,who, when her life is rocked by scandal, takes refuge in her family�s old ski lodge in Aspen, where she meets a strapping young ski instructor named Sven. He speaks only a few words of English, and has never heard of something called �Congress�, but he can read her body like a map, and one day, apr�s ski, he finds her in front of the fireplace...

DO YOU SEE WHERE WE�RE GOING WITH THIS, LANA???

Call it chick-lit, call it memoir, we just want it to read like a snowbound version of The Story of O. Get on it, girl!