posted April 13, 2012

Rumblings are about that the Illinois governor race is starting to simmer... Unlike the world of Chicago, Republicans actually have a shot at the mansion in Springfield. (ugh... Springfield.) We may have an announcement soon, folks!

As has been predicted since Nostradamus foretold the rise of Bieber, recovering foot fetishist and Cook County State's Attorney Peter Florrick is assumed to be jumping into the race. But we're getting word that another Chicago Dem is preparing to announce any day.

What, two tributes from District 12, you say? How exciting!! We'll be over here, doing our best Effie Trinket imitations as we keep you updated on the bloody fight to see who will be crowned the 2012 winner of the Democratic primary for governor.