JESSE JACKSON, JR. � WHY DOES THERE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A BLONDE?

posted September 29, 2010

You�ve probably heard the news by now � Jesse Jackson Jr. is accused of offering former Governor Rod Blagojevich millions in cash for an appointment. It�s good old-fashioned backroom Chicago style corruption. Cold hard cash for political advancement. But no one�s really focusing on that � we�re all looking at the blonde.

 

Cause it wouldn�t be a scandal without a little sex. Reporters say she�s a waitress/hostess/model, who made at least two trips to see Jackson on an Indian businessman�s dime. You can view her pictures online (but you have already, haven�t you?) And we didn�t really need to look at them. We knew what she�d look like: blonde, tan, artificially enhanced. The question this blogger�s posing: Why�s it always have to be a blonde? Couldn�t you have strayed a little from the norm, Jesse? If I�m gonna have to see her face plastered everywhere instead of reading the real news, I might as well see something different. Maybe more Monica Lewinsky meets Kat Von D? Just a thought, Jesse...