posted October 6, 2010

Christmas has come early to Chicago, my dear Snarkophiles, as Amber Madison proves herself once again to be the gift that keeps on giving. Imagine my delight to awake this morning to find that everyone's favorite call girl has produced her very own campaign ad endorsing former toe-sucking client Peter Florrick. And while I don't expect her to be accepting a Grammy any time soon, the girl's got chops (Robert Frost may be rolling in his grave, but anyone who dares to rhyme "candidate" with "stimulate" gets an attaboy from this blog hog.) Miss Madison may not have quite reached Obama Girl status yet, but I can tell you she's hotter than any demon sheep I've ever seen. So what's the consensus? Is this just a cheaply transparent attempt to get her name back in the news? Or has she found a new way to screw Captain Malfeasance yet again? And this time, my guess is he won't be leaving the money on the dresser...