SEEING STARS

posted October 17, 2011

Color us surprised to find Celeste Serrano offering up tips on "Dispute Resolution" at the Midwest Bar Association's conference this weekend. We always thought our girl was happier ruffling feathers than soothing them.

But what's this wild child doing at Nerdfest anyway, you ask? We hear that with her old firm splitting up, she�s looking to pull some legal superstars into her galaxy and create a stellar entity of her own.

We offer up this caveat to anyone who might be favored with an approach. It's easy to get starry-eyed, but listen to those Nobel-winning physicists: the heavens are 5% starry matter and 95% dark energy pushing everything apart. Come to think of it, that's not a bad description for our heavenly gal either.