posted October 31, 2011

We've heard that our dear old State's Attorney, Captain Malfeasance, has been looking to name a new deputy in his office. Power plays and dirty dealings in the SA's office are reaching a fever pitch as all the ASA debs vie for the honor of being the Captain's right-hand man. Anything goes. Sloughing off dud cases on each other. Switching colleagues to tinier and tinier offices. Bellowing �You shall not pass!� to your enemies while holding a staff and a knife. [You would be astounded how well that last one works. People STEP TO.]