posted November 07, 2011

Looks like Cook County Courthouse is fast becoming The Ivy of the Chicago legal world. Escandalo! Chicago�s sixteenth most eligible bachelor squared off on the court steps against the newly redeemed State�s Attorney Peter Florrick. Wherefore the morning mano a mano? A plea deal gone south? A heated argument over the finer points of tax law? Disgruntled Monday morning objections to a last minute hinky fantasy football trade [Romo for Brady?! In what world?!] Help us out, tipsters. Care to clue us in on what could possibly have these solicitors so unsolicitous?