BREAKING: PATRICK STURGES RESIGNING FROM CHILDS CAMPAIGN

posted November 11, 2010

Campaign manager Patrick Sturges, speaking at a press conference this afternoon, confirmed his involvement in the controversial viral video attacking Wendy Scott-Carr. He announced that he would be resigning from the Childs campaign effective immediately.  Because that’s just what happens when you accidentally made an attack ad accusing a cancer victim of being a shallow hypocrite even though all you meant to do was make an attack ad using someone’s private medical files and double standards of gender to sink a rival campaign.  Facepalm!

Way to take a bullet for the boss, Mr. Sturges. Twenty bucks says if Childs wins the election, Sturges will be back on the payroll within the hour...