posted November 14, 2011

In a bold move to either get ahead of a possible scandal or just to brag that he met the guy, future candidate Robert Mulvey released a "racy" photo to the press today of his first meeting with a Santa Claus lawn decoration.

Now after a close analysis of the photo, we�re not quite sure if he's checking Santa's shoelaces or fastening the jolly man's belt. As to the possible insinuation that Mulvey was pleasuring Kris Kringle... we at Snark would never dream of going there. But based on Santa's Ho-Ho-Oh-face, all we can guess is that someone's getting the latest smartphone for Christmas.